errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML 54 627 3 998
Pissed anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML 37 272 15 477