actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML 26 383 38 039
Classy dude tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML 56 934 4 891