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Jessiwashere

oh hey i'm Jessi c: > 15 > 2 cats, 2 dogs um... yeah i'm not very interesting.. follow my my tumblr? > jessi-was-here.tumblr.com love you

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lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

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SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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WTF are you doing in here?

Anonymous - - Australia

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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Imgonnahaveabf - - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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