•
•
•

humblehotdog

0

1

13

0

764

268

25
Thursday 24 February 2000

Humblehotdog

Humblehotdog -

chadikins7...

Humblehotdog -

Humblehotdog

lovers5201

Tson.2

highitsann...

chadikins7...

Humblehotdog

Humblehotdog

Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

4 091

308

Hard no, thanks

3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

4 777

2 840

dumpeople - 13/06/2018 20:13

Today, I went into a public bathroom to wash my hands, only to be met with a woman fixing her hair, who promptly slapped me for sneaking into the ladies room. I was in the right bathroom, which she realized after seeing the urinals. FML

5 921

332

FFAce

FFAce 11

mercredi 13 juin 2018 10:26

Nah it's against my morals I was raised never to hit a girl and I've never hit one so far and don't plan to break that record

disappointment - 05/06/2018 15:00

Today, my mom walked out on me, abandoning her 16-year-old and taking $100 and a dog, all because I refused to wear women's panties. I would have been perfectly fine wearing them if I weren't a man. FML

4 388

269

Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

4 150

636