Beastninja5268 - 06/01/2017 16:40 Today, I almost died in the shower. I slipped and my dumb ass tried to grab the water. FML 7 039 1 681
Lost Anonymous - - Germany - Berlin Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML 52 306 6 057
sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML 42 733 9 316