Help yourselves Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML 40 469 3 491
hannahj88 - 16/10/2010 04:41 - Australia Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML 32 305 3 305