Anonymous - 25/01/2012 02:58 - United States Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML 26 943 2 518
Thanks Karen Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML 46 702 4 372