Ransomware Anonymous - 25/04/2015 03:23 - United States Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML 29 504 26 773
ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML 41 360 3 473