Anonymous - 03/11/2014 15:54 - United Kingdom - Bath Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML 41 157 3 649
Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML 37 831 7 813