Oh, hai Mark! sweet - Today, I discovered that despite locking the bathroom door of an airplane, a man is still fully capable of walking in on you changing your tampon. FML 17 434 2 036
I'm going to make it awkward Wellthen - Today, I was fired from my job. Not because I don't do a good job but because my boss didn't feel it was appropriate to have an affair with my wife and have to face me everyday. FML 20 353 1 544
Anonymous - 27/07/2016 16:45 Today, I found out my dog is allergic to all forms of animal. His new vegetarian food is $90 a bag, and he refuses to eat it. FML 14 383 1 113
ssenmodnaR - 27/07/2016 16:30 Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML 15 104 1 137
Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML 19 065 1 414