mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML 24 413 5 265
shh - 09/10/2015 07:06 - United States - Scottsdale Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML 25 586 2 788