Rachel - 10/06/2011 09:57 - United States Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML 36 980 13 500
Hefty Fatty - - Canada Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML 43 782 16 302