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Ava - 27/04/2019 12:00

Today, a jobless person felt sympathy for me because I work retail. FML

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dragonstooth257 - 25/02/2019 16:00

Today, my child is so super clingy and needy, I have to sit and watch her bounce on the trampoline attentatively or else face hours and hours of whining. She's like the Screamapillar from the Simpsons. FML

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fuckmyparents - 25/01/2019 00:00

Today, the school I applied to work for told me they were not going to schedule an interview. Why? Because they think my papers and name are fake. My name is Seymour Skinner. I’m not joking. FML

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I can't stand leg puns! - 13/01/2019 20:00

Today, my dad "jokingly" asked if I wanted a new false leg for Christmas, not as my main present, but as a "stocking filler". He makes this joke every fucking year. FML

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Is Leatherface next?

ThosePoorKids - 30/05/2018 01:30

Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML

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