Fried RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML 26 049 1 581
WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML 25 034 1 695