COURT_KING

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Florida, USA
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Sunday 26 October 1997

Court_king

Hi. My life is pretty simple. I play basketball, listen to music, and then play some more basketball. I like cold weather, exercising, and just hanging out. I also like video games, mainly NBA 2k but I also play sims, minecraft, and COD. “Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.” ― John Wooden Feel free to message me.

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ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-worker's 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone." FML

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janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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Joshua Sheldon - 19/09/2015 01:56 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

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Liamj774 - 30/07/2015 01:42 - United States - Hudson

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

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jeudi 30 juillet 2015 15:24

OP here, first off, I'm glad this got posted. I was at the game and the little girl was about 1 or 2 years old. For the entire game she looked happy as can be, until I smiled at her. Her face went from the happiest on earth to the saddest thing you could find. Just the change of emotion made me feel terrible. But yeah, probably just another child being a ******** now that I think about it.