Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML 35 399 6 687
You can't hurry love Anonymous - - United States Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML 39 676 4 135