•
•
•

boredSOLDIER

0

2

33

472

11098

59

EagleFord, USA

Boredsoldier

?

Boredsoldier -

mistress_h...

AndreaHoff...

Boredsoldier -

Boredsoldier

lovers5201

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

BettyDowma...

BadAtPuns

LPS8585

SorrowsRew...

Anno007

ACC12321

melons

Hop6e

TheTshirt

Cautocracy

Mezzacarin...

PhotoSmith

Boredsoldier

Boredsoldier

hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

51 494

7 426

oooooops - 23/03/2015 00:32 - United States

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

37 242

7 720

Deep sleep

Anonymous - 04/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

74 907

9 865

Explicit - 13/01/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

28 539

3 235

Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

62 209

10 091