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danielle1575 - 24/06/2021 04:01 - United States

Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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Anonymous - 26/02/2019 18:00

Today, I was joking around with my mom that my eyes are too close together and that’s why I wear my eyeliner the way I do. She wholeheartedly agreed. I said no wonder I’m insecure, between that and you telling me to lose 15 pounds. She said it’s more like 20+ now. FML.

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Bridezilla Sends Out Itemized Bill After Bachelorette Party

Gloria Borger - 19/10/2018 16:40

The petty tab broke it down to pennies!

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This Twitter Account Is Confidently Guessing 'Wheel Of Fortune' Answers Incorrectly, And We Are Here For It

Nadine - 12/06/2018 17:30

Who's ready to play WHEEEEEL OOOOOOOF FOOOORTUNNNNE?

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