Generation III Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML 26 778 39 281
heallven - 31/01/2013 12:26 - France - Ostricourt Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML 441 98