morethanredhands - 21/05/2012 05:56 Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML 26 765 7 832
Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML 32 753 3 246