possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML 66 941 9 563
Dad joke Anonymous - - United States Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML 44 856 4 626