anonymous - 13/01/2012 05:05 - Canada Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML 15 314 52 249
I'm a rebel, mom! SheenaL - - United States Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML 48 240 13 926
Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML 39 269 4 591
Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML 24 100 38 839