•
•
•

pelle_chinchilla

0

0

0

0

362

15

Cardiff, Wales
35
Wednesday 13 June 1990

Pelle_chinchilla

Pelle_chinchilla -

Pelle_chinchilla -

Pelle_chinchilla

lovers5201

Pelle_chinchilla

Pelle_chinchilla

argh - 01/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, my mother gave my daughter a behavior chart. I noticed that "drinking beer" was at the top of one of the columns. It's a chart for my daughter to use on me so my mother can judge my parenting skills. I am currently losing a sticker right now for being on the computer. FML

34 732

4 992

Daily news

tj85 - - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML

45 576

2 691

Life goals

ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML

44 597

3 894

It's a gas gas gas

Dog fart - - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

45 383

4 009

Get back here!

Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

36 181

2 772