dudeutookhrs

8730

649

Houston, USA
32
Monday 04 October 1993

Dudeutookhrs

Studying to be a vet! ? Dry sense of humor ? I like to go out and have fun ?? Arts and crafts ? Pizza is life ? Fur babies ??? Any questions or just wanna talk, go ahead ? Give a fuck, get a fuck in return! ??

Dudeutookhrs -

tyler530

Dudeutookhrs -

Dudeutookhrs

lovers5201

dennishh

violet6461...

kittycatke...

BirgitHerr...

JuneMason

titgwen72

MelvinNewG

Callyn

Minacotrio...

Ashamed_Si...

nenettee3

JuneMason

titgwen72

nenettee3

braver7315

A_Dgn

carol25

Echo 8802

Evandar

Nico071119...

croquant77

aviv_d

xman98

Dudeutookhrs

nerd - 19/11/2016 19:52

Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML

9 047

2 620

NotTHATbad - 19/11/2016 17:26

Today, I found out that sometimes when my girlfriend is mad at me she will allow our unfixed male dog to jack off on my pillows when I'm at work. She won the battle and the war. FML

11 588

1 111

Feeling included

~~~~ - - Belgium - Hemiksem

Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML

11 630

6 438

brandogg - 27/04/2016 09:33 - United States - Clovis

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML

7 170

15 015

brandogg

brandogg 13

jeudi 28 avril 2016 12:20

Just so you know, it was a really long and also it spiraled

Don't come

anonymous -

Today, my parents and in-laws are in a bidding war for the house next door, since we are about to have a son. We're not even sure if we want them living this close. FML

22 469

1 577