Cornered blarg - - United States Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML 14 218 27 891
Have some empathy liz - - United States Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML 25 116 2 671
That's entertainment Anonymous - - United States Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML 10 493 65 412
CH - 07/12/2009 06:06 - United States Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML 12 699 41 171