piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML 27 080 2 763
random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML 19 521 62 395