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By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York
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By smoothies14 - 12/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Weatherford
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The sad part was there wasn't even a box of cheerios in the room at the time (even though there usually is). I had to go to my food spot and double check anyway so I could sleep.
By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg
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OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...
By gracehi - 10/09/2015 17:45 - United States - San Diego
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YES? I was waiting for someone to say that! I'm guessing you and I are in the same boat. But who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both be second classes in a few months.
OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.