Got the sniffles Jizzyface - 29/12/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML 56 402 28 908