toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML 46 787 11 485
parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML 40 611 5 378