anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML 43 747 6 703
Ski me to heaven Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML 49 362 6 133