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Glendora , United States
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Wednesday 25 January 1978
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I was born and raised in Milan, Italy and I moved to the U.S. In 2005. What defines me: Cooking, Movies, Netflix, Formula 1 (Forza Ferrari!!!), Tattoos, Lifting Weights. Metallica, Pantera, Nirvana, Sepultura, Iron Maiden, Manowar, Slipknot, Epica, Alestorm, System of a Down. I believe in UFOs, Ghosts, Demons and Angels. I love my dog ♡

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Ale1139's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 14:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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Out of my mind

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

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By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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Public freakouts

By BrakesNotBumpers - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Reading

Today, I was rear-ended. While I was yelling, "WHAT THE F...?" the lady who hit me completely freaked out and drove into me again. Twice. FML

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