The more you know facepalm - - United States Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML 25 370 1 912
notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML 31 158 3 464