wyleanda

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

18
Badges!

6
Comments

2148
Visits

5
Favorites

San Antonio, United States of America
28 years-old
Thursday 06 March 1997
single

A propos de Wyleanda

Not specified

Wyleanda - Followers

Wyleanda - Followed

Wyleanda's page visits

lovers5201

Marie1994

Pandafruit

skyhook

i_love_sta...

dburton

stuckintim...

doubledutc...

chuckhorne...

JZY1989

vaas90

NYM88

Fucked!

dburton

alphasmart...

Zara_Graha...

funkymonk3...

Tenker

tin_cup

delfino160...

Jake42100

michaelm12...

JZY1989

TeddW

TheTshirt

Wyleanda's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

64_badgename

64_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Wyleanda's favorite FMLs

Insensitive

By okaythen - 02/03/2016 23:50 - United States - Arcata

Today, I got written up by HR after my new coworker told them I had an ignorant, offensive caricature of Native American people decorating my desk. It was a framed photograph of an actual Native American tribe that belonged to my history buff grandfather. FML

agreeclassic 22 424

vote type 1 1 560

Directions

By jay-frey96 - 02/11/2014 15:36 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

agreeclassic 45 679

vote type 1 14 037

By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

agreeclassic 67 190

vote type 1 21 727

By JukeboxValkyrie - 16/02/2012 07:52 - United States

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

agreeclassic 25 540

vote type 1 2 656

JukeboxValkyrie app_comment_confession_title

JukeboxValkyrie 19

vendredi 17 février 2012 4:46

To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.

Caught in 404pp

By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

agreeclassic 27 043

vote type 1 89 558