arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML 50 048 17 212
Stop right now! Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML 48 022 7 584