Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53 Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML 50 688 5 311
nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16 Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML 42 639 9 632
Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML 33 452 4 339
Go home, you're drunk spartanson - Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML 41 034 4 335
Spooky BadgerSpirit - - United States Today, I woke my husband up at 2 a.m., screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally said, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four-year-old daughter with her blanket. FML 16 003 44 228