both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML 42 535 4 664
anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML 38 301 4 721