rguitarfreak16

mrs

0
Followed

0
Followers

8
Badges!

0
Comments

779
Visits

26
Favorites

Lakeland, USA
Not specified
Not specified
couple

A propos de Rguitarfreak16

I'm a country girl ♥ fishin, muddin, drinkin, and riding my horses is my life. oh, and my dear hubby of course :) I am blessed to have a wonderful career where I can grow and be successful. please feel free to message me at any time!! I'm always on here.

Rguitarfreak16 - Followers

Rguitarfreak16 - Followed

Rguitarfreak16's page visits

lovers5201

I_Am_The_A...

datboiphil...

Ayezed

Taylor2229...

cookiesFTW

ttr125

Catkam623

k_gils

Wizardo

SMHsohard

shibeep

Fucked!

Rguitarfreak16's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Rguitarfreak16's favorite FMLs

By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

agreeclassic 31 734

vote type 1 45 421

By Randiluck - 30/11/2012 01:00 - Canada

Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML

agreeclassic 20 092

vote type 1 2 708

Wurdz is hard

By Holy Testacles - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML

agreeclassic 31 194

vote type 1 7 971

By caltech - 10/10/2012 04:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML

agreeclassic 31 198

vote type 1 2 097

By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

agreeclassic 35 566

vote type 1 4 510