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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 08:33 - United States
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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 08:33 - United States
By thatguy8878 - 26/06/2015 20:41 - United States - Smethport
By AnonymousZOMBIE - 25/06/2015 19:23 - United States - Kenner
He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa
By wil - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nashville
My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.