prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML 35 142 2 863
bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML 560 45