lovehurts - 28/12/2009 20:41 - United States Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I got a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three-foot range. FML 18 874 57 683
notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML 49 666 3 878