Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML 26 056 3 770
Joe Smooth move Anonymous - - United States Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML 13 524 38 478
troyrm85 - 16/02/2010 09:37 - France Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen car. Not only did I not know my car was stolen, but it was completely stripped. No tires or doors left, and the engine was taken apart. FML 29 725 2 277
the persons property that is was left on reported it. They found my insurance paperwork in the vehicle and got ahold of me.