littleguy - 20/08/2009 15:55 - United States Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML 42 823 19 270
Toys R Us J…… - 07/02/2009 21:16 - United Kingdom Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML 33 263 6 998