Oh dear… Wet Britches - - United States - Portland Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML 9 046 1 743
Cute StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML 11 765 1 249
Grandma gets around LittleLou - 16/10/2016 04:28 - United States Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend broke up with me. She immediately asked if it was because I didn't put out. I'm 15. FML 14 746 1 427