bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML 36 253 26 104
Strange things are afoot… Klepto - - United States Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML 6 344 74 122