ATM FML ATMDad - 05/05/2023 00:00 Today, my stepdaughter wants her biological father, a man who abandoned her as a child, drinks to the point of puking and acting violent, and hasn’t held a real job in years to walk her down the aisle at her wedding. I feel like an ATM at this point because I paid for 80% of her wedding expenses. FML 1 515 202
Better out than in Anonymous - - United States Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML 27 872 2 057
Rubbing it in Anonymous - - United States Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML 79 887 4 872
Am I the asshole? Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00 Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML 680 243
Elephants upstairs Anonymous - 23/05/2023 10:00 Today, yet again, my upstairs neighbor can’t stop stomping. It’s troubling. There are random noises and thuds at 3 a.m. I've emailed the leasing office several times to no avail. I even told the leasing office that I didn't care if my neighbor has insomnia, I really don’t, I just have to be up at work by 6:00 a.m. every day. FML 635 124