disappointedjamaican - 31/08/2014 18:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML 52 852 4 359
KHAAAAA-RMA!! - 10/05/2014 21:32 - United States Today, I found a bird that had fallen from its nest, so I made a new nest for it in a shoebox and put it as close to the old one as possible. When I checked back on it later, all I found was a chewed-up corpse. FML 40 854 6 192