cjbutterfly96 - 17/12/2015 15:54 - United States Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML 23 480 2 272
Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML 25 036 3 568