fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML 51 652 12 275
Anonymous - 25/07/2012 01:37 - United States - Solon Springs Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML 40 470 2 273