Hushhhh Anonymous - 15/07/2016 16:14 - United States - Altamonte Springs Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML 11 787 3 111
embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML 9 781 117 736