Groundhog Day Steve - - New Zealand Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML 27 775 11 931
They aren't property my dude Anonymous - 09/09/2023 14:00 Today, my brother's will left all his wealth to his second wife, while I get left his two kids and a small amount to help cover raising them, because his second wife isn’t mother material. Bitch, neither am I, I love my nieces but I’d go mad if I had to be their new parent. Leave me the money instead. FML 732 280
Proselytism Anonymous - 30/05/2022 12:00 - Australia - Strathfield Today, it's the third day that I've been ghosted by a Christian boy who's still a virgin. Don’t get me wrong, I think that’s cute, and I liked him a lot. I’m just confused because he asked me out to church last week. He’s really sweet, but maybe he was just trying to convert me? FML 789 203